fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

whats worse than gill? nothing

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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