A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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