- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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