- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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