- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Moral

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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