- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

whats up and also down? your mum

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap