Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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no really what are ur names?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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