- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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