- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sky's sty

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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