- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

I'd like to make a withdraw

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

i had sex.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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