A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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