Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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