- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man