- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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