What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I was watching Fox news.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your life

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Long joke Your such a downey

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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