Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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I love pissing people off :P

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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