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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Wolfjob.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I like the color potato.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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