- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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