- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Miscarriages.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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