Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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