- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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