- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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