Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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no really what are ur names?

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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