- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

AIDS.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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