whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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