What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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hey guys im gay

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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