- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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