Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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