- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why dont they make black forks

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A seal walks into a club.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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