- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Abortion.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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