- Anti Joke

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Women's rights.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Two women were sitting quietly.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.