What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

sky's sty

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

The Morman Religion.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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