- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the man die? He was old.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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