- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Women's Rights.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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