Pull my finger ouch..

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Men

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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