- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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