A women walks into a kitchen.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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