There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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I like your hair

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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