- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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