Republicans

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Knock knock Shut up

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Peas

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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