- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Logan's gay

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

get in the car.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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