- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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