- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.