- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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