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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The Moon Landing.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

whats 1 + 1? 2

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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