A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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