- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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