Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Racial Equality

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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