- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

womens rights.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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