If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Stealth baseballs record

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What is the difference?

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anthony sucks

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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